Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Cow, Cat and Rabbit

A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"

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Why Cats Chase Birds

Q: Why do cats chase birds?
A: For a lark!

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Make a Cat Drink

Q: How do you make a cat drink?
A: Put it in a blender, and strain off the fur.

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