Animal Jokes

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Blonde Bird Killer

Q: How does a blonde kill a bird?
A: She throws it off a cliff.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Riddles
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Camping Blonde

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Blonde Jokes , Gross Jokes
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Black And White And Red

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A skunk with a sunburn

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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