Animal Jokes

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Dangerous Jungle

Q: Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m?
A: Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.
Q: Why do beavers have flat tails?
A: Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!

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Missing Elephant

Zoo Keeper: "I've lost one of my elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper: "Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?"
Zoo Keeper: "Don't be silly, he can't read!"

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Yo Mama - Freak Show

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

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