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Leopard and Cougar
Q: If a leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree, what can a cougar carry?
A: Something half her age to bed.
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Baby Elephant
Q: What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
A: Out of the way!
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Plus One
Q: What does a dog become after it is five years old?
A: Six years old.
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