What Flies Around And Can Bite Your Head Off

Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!

Blonde Confessing Sins

A blonde girl went to confess her sins. "Father, please pray for me for I've sinned," she said. The priest asked, "What did you do my child?" "I was driving and it was dark and I ran over a horse." "Oh," said the priest and he continued to ask, "did you tell the owner?" "I'm afraid that's impossible," said the girl. "Why is it?" the priest asked. "'Because I think the owner was riding the horse when I hit the horse." "Oh Lord, have mercy," said the priest gasping.

Encouraging Hens

Q: How do hens encourage their football teams?
A: They egg them on!