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Turtle Soup Order
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Worm Bath
Q: What do worms leave around their baths?
A: The scum of the earth!
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Wild Animals
Teacher: "Name six wild animals."
Pupil: "Four elephants and two lions!"
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