Animal Jokes

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Ran Over a Skunk

Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk. "We better take the skunk to the vet, Lena. Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm." "But, Jim, what about the smell?" "Don't worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Gross Jokes
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Man And Pig

Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?

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Grey And Red

Q: What's grey but turns red?
A: An embarrassed elephant!

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