Cat Under the Car

Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Stupid Master

A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, "Who's the king of the jungle?," and the deer replied, "Oh, you are, Master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. Again, he roared, "Who's the king of the jungle?," and of course, the zebra replied, "You are, master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. "Who's the king of the jungle?", he roared again, at the elephant. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, "Ok, ok, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer!"

A Dog and A Frog

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!