Animal Jokes

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Revolt

Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!

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It's Bright Red

Q: What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
A: An elephant holding its breath!

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Blonde Cow

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A:  So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

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