Animal Jokes

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Fishy Football

Q: When fish play football, who is the captain?
A: The team's kipper!

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An Elephant

Q: What's grey, stands in a river when it rains, and doesn't get wet?
A: An elephant with an umbrella!

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Red Cross Cat

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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