Animal Jokes

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Ant with Frog Legs

Q:  What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
A:  An antphibian!

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The Essential Difference

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orangutang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?" "Well," said the orangutang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

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Crazy Elephant

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards

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