Animal Jokes

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I Think I'm a Chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

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Pig at Casino

Q:  Why did the pig go to the casino?
A:  To play the slop machine!

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The Ant

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was pissed off!

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