Animal Jokes

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Why a Dog Licks His Butt

Q: You know why a dog licks his ass?
A: Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Frog Lamp

Q: What did the frog do when he found a magic lamp?
A: Rub it. Rub it.

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Fish Eyes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.

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