Animal Jokes

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Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?
A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.

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Tarzan

Didn't you like those old shows, like 'Tarzan'? Remember 'Tarzan'? The story about a white guy who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood?

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Don't Talk Back

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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