Animal Jokes

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Elephant and Poodle

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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Mother Cat

Q: Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
A: She didn’t want to litter.

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Rude Bird

Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!

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