Bear and a Deer

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?
A: Beer
 

Atomic Cocktail

Q: Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
A: One sip and you go out with a poof.

SOTALLY TOBER

starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peepI don't know who is me yet but the drunker I stand here the longer I get Just give me one more drink to fill me cup 'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up.