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Airplane Jokes - Take-off / Landing Jokes
Grounded
Q: Why don't helicopters fly in the morning?
A: Twirly.
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Anonymous
Airline Food?!
Tower: "Delta 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7"
Delta 702: "Tower, Delta 702 switching to Departure ... by the way, as we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Southwest 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7 ... did you copy the report from Delta?"
Southwest 635: "Southwest 635, cleared for takeoff ... and yes, we copied Delta and we've already notified our caterers."
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Anonymous
New LA Airport
Q: If they build a new airport in LA, what will they call the old one?
A: EX-LAX
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