Rabbi and a Priest

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned to the rabbi and said, "Before I die there's something that I would like to know. You being Jewish and all -- have you ever tasted ham?" "Well," the rabbi laughed, "Sure I've tasted ham. But tell me father, before we die -- could you tell me if you have ever made love to a woman?" The priest blushed and said, "There was this one time I gave in and made love to a woman." The rabbi looked at the priest and said, "Beats the hell out of ham, don't it?"

No Survivors

Q: There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
A: The two were married

Knock Knock - Urgent

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
The plane captain.