Airplane Jokes

Tasered At The Airport

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"

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Rough Sex

My girlfriend told me to be rough in bed...
I told her to ride me like United Airlines

Categories: Sex Jokes , Airplane Jokes
Anonymous

Knock Knock - Urgent

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
The plane captain.

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