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Knock Knock - Urgent
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
The plane captain.
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Plane to Rocket
Plane: How do you fly so fast?
Rocket: You'll know when your ass is on fire.
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No Survivors
Q: There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
A: The two were married
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