Airplane Jokes

Detective Case

Q: Did you hear about the detective who lost his luggage?
A: It was a brief case.

Anonymous

Gay Guy on an Airplane

Q: What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?
A: A fruit fly.

Anonymous

Michael Jackson, Lawyer, and Boy on a Plane

Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane suddenly develops engine troubles. "Bad news," the lawyer said. "There are only two parachutes. You and me will go." "What about the boy?" asks Michael. "Screw the boy!" "Do we have time?"

Anonymous
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