Roxanne Needs Help

Been drawing circles around pictures of Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers for a woman across the street who has just had her home burglarized. 
No idea how asking me to ring The Police is going to help her.

Language Of Love

I sometimes wish I knew a few phrases in another language, just so I could impress girls.
Oh well, c'est la vie

Rowboat

A kid I know lost both his parents in an accident. To take his mind off it for a while, I took him on a boating trip. I wanted to get a boat with an engine, but he wanted to row.
"Ah" I said "You're an oar fan"