Kiel's Jokes

Over Easy

My French girlfriend asked me if I wanted her to make me breakfast.
I said "No thanks, I've had an oeuf"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Grandma is a Prostitute

I was disappointed when I found out my gran was a prostitute. Not as disappointed as when I found out she doesn't do family discount though.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Ectoplasm

Just watched the porn version of Ghostbusters. What a predictable ending.
Slimer.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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