Kiel's Jokes

Water Closet

My Uncle came out of the closet today.
He's not gay. He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the toilet.

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes)
Copyright © 2009 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

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Written By: KielPhillips

Locked Out

Locked my keys in the car outside an abortion clinic. They weren't impressed when I went in and asked if they had a coat hanger.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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