Kiel's Jokes

Timing Error

I quit gymnastics after I was disqualified because I competed in the wrong event due to a clerical error.
It wasn't my vault.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Bad Business

Just been to the Grim Reaper's new shop.
"How's business?" I asked
"Dead" he replied

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Written By: KielPhillips
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