Kiel's Jokes

iPhone6 - Radiohead

After their deal with U2, Apple has announced that their next partnership will be with Radiohead.

Everyone who buys an iPhone6 will get The Bends for free!

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Grandma is a Prostitute

I was disappointed when I found out my gran was a prostitute. Not as disappointed as when I found out she doesn't do family discount though.

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French Runs

Q: Why don't French people ever win running races?
A: Whenever the starting pistol goes off they raise their hands and surrender.
 

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