Kiel's Jokes

Locked Out

Locked my keys in the car outside an abortion clinic. They weren't impressed when I went in and asked if they had a coat hanger.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Big Brother

The doctor told me I abuse alcohol
I didn't think anyone had seen me slapping around that bottle of vodka

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Written By: KielPhillips

Ephedrine Woes

What do you give to someone who has an allergic reaction to Ephedrine?

Categories: Funny Thoughts
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Written By: KielPhillips
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