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Energizer Bunny
While trying to impress a girl I told her I was like the Energizer Bunny. She rolled her eyes and said "Because you can keep going and going?"
"No" I replied "I can play the drum"
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Call Out
I was in the supermarket earlier when I saw a kid having a tantrum, laying on the floor kicking and screaming. I asked his mother "Have you slapped him?" She looked insulted and snapped "No I haven't!" "Well why the hell not?" I asked
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Funny Thoughts
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Business 101
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
Bit of a poor business plan, selling a product right where you can get it for free.
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