Kiel's Jokes

Job Skills

INTERVIEWER: Tell me, what's your biggest strength?
APPLICANT: I work hard
INTERVIEWER: That's exactly what we're looking for. Welcome to the porn industry, son.

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Written By: KielPhillips

On Time

My grandad lost a lung during the war.
That's why he was fired from his medical courier job.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Can't Win

My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"

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Written By: KielPhillips
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