Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Horse

Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

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Yo Mama - Weight

Yo mama got on the scale last year; I would tell you how much she weighs but its still spinning.

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Yo Mama - Getaway Rope

Yo mama so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

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