Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Weight

Yo mama got on the scale last year; I would tell you how much she weighs but its still spinning.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Getaway Rope

Yo mama so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Scale Talk

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it begs her to GET OFF!

Anonymous
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