Pancakes

I told my psychiatrist, "My wife sent me here because I like pancakes." She said, "Liking pancakes doesn't make you crazy. I like pancakes too." I said, "Great! Come down to the house. I got a whole basement full!"

Too Much Analysis

Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

Psychiatrist Handyman

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one ... but the lightbulb has to REALLY want to change!