Profession Jokes - Pharmacist Jokes

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An Acher of bacteriologists
A murmur of cardiologists
A stain of cytotechnologists
A rash of dermatologists
A speck of forensic pathologists
A poke of gynecologists
A vessel of heart surgeons
A clot of hematologists
A nursery of obstetricians
A dose of pharmacists
A pile of proctologists
A G-spot of sex therapists
A stream of urologists

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dermatologist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Proctologist Jokes)
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Antibiotic Humor

Q: Why should you handle metronidazole with care?
A: Because it's Flagyl

Categories: Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

99 Condoms

A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please." With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!? Fuck me!" To which the guy replies, "Make it 100."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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