Ten Business One Liners

• The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
• The longer the title the less important the job.
• The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
• The meek shall inherit the earth, but only after we're done with it.
• The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's mineral rights.
• The moment for calm and rational discussion is past; now is the time for senseless bickering.
• The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
• The more directives you issue to solve a problem, the worse it gets.
• The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success.
• The more things change, the more they stay insane.

NASA Techs to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many NASA technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get around to it the weather's bad so they postpone it till next week. The lightbulb costs three million dollars.

Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

5. The blood bank mentioned this might happen.
4. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
3. Unbelievable; I thought that cold medicine said DAYTIME!
2. Whew! Guess I left the top off that liquid paper.
1. Amen!