Barbershop Visit

A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop. "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" "To your house."

Old Librarians Again

Old Librarians never die, they just check out.

One Liners - Business

• Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.
• Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore.
• Just when you think you've won the rat race, along come faster rats.
• Knowledge based on external evidence is unreliable.
• Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.
• Leakproof seals will.
• Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it.
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.