Poem About Economics

Folks came from afar just to see two economists who'd agreed to agree. While the event did take place, it proved a disgrace; they agreed one plus one adds to three.

Convenience Store Clerk

Q: What is the difference between a toilet and  a convenience store clerk?
A: A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

Paper or Plastic?

One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paper or Plastic" and the man said, "Uh... paper I guess." Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said "Real or Counterfeit".