Constitipation - Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He got stuck on his last movement.

Mail in a Small Town

The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail left town. Deeply concerned, postal authorities in Washington wrote the postmaster to inquire why.  They received this short and simple explanation, "The bag ain't full yet."

Husband's Average Income?

Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?
Wife: Oh, about midnight.