The Embarrassed Archaeologist

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

Greek tailor.

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic.
TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-dees)
MAN: "Eumenedes??" (You-men-e-dees)(Say it quickly, it works!)

Tell What Happened

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. "Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer. "Mister," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole!"