Profession Jokes - OBGYN Jokes

Eye Repair

A baby is born and after the initial examination, the doctor returns with some news. "Ma'am," says the doctor, " I'm sorry to tell you this but your son was born without any eyelids. But, it is an easy fix." He says, "After we've circumcised him, we can surgically recreate new eyelids with his foreskin."
"Oh dear" says the new mother "but won't that make him cock-eyed?" "Yes," replies the doctor, "but he'll have excellent foresight"

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Gynecologists At Lunch

Two gynecologists meet at lunch. The first one says, "I had a patient this morning with a clit like a dill pickle. The second one says, "That big or that green?" The first one says, "That Sour."

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Anonymous

Perfect Girlfriend

I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
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