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Cow Talk
Q: What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
A: Udder nonsense!
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Too Deep
Q: Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.
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Farm Therapy
A farmer strolls over to visit his neighbor, and finds him dancing, naked, in the barn in front of the farm equipment.
The farmer gasps, "Whoa! What are you doing?!"
His neighbor replies, "Well, me and the wife haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately, and our therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
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