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Definition of a Lawyer
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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Ahh, That's Better
A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.
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Presidential Office
George W. Bush is the President,
Dick Cheney is Vice President,
Colin Powell is the Secretary of Defense,
We have a bush, dick and a colon in office so we're bound to get screwed somewhere along the line.
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