Profession Jokes

Managers Change A Lightbulb

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.

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Mohammed and Douglas Adams

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?
A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

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Undertaker

Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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