Mime in the Forest

If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?

Small Feet

Q: Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink

Trust, But Not a Lawyer

The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!" The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."