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Word Play Jokes - Private Parts
One - Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!" Little girl says,
"Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!" Little boy says,
"So, my dad's a doctor!" Little girl says,
"My dad's an astronaut!" Back and forth they went, each one trying to out-do the other until finally the little boy pulls down his shorts and proclaims,
"But I have on of these!" and shows the little girl his penis. The little girl, not being able to retaliate, gets up and goes home. The next day, the little girl spots the little boy and proudly announces;
"My mom said that with one of these (pointing to her's) I can get as many of those as I want!"
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Vending Machine and Monica Lewinsky
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?
A: They both have a place where you "Insert Bill Here"!
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Leprechauns and a Small Penis
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only he had larger equipment then maybe the chicks would like him more. One day Fred went into the men’s room and a very short man dressed in green was standing there peeing. Well, Fred couldn't help but notice what an enormous penis the man had and he said as much. "How did it get so big?" he asked incredulously. "With magic," the man replied, "I am a leprechaun. "Fred was amazed. "Can you make mine that big? "The leprechaun could and said he would if Fred would only do him a small favor...to bend over and let him have his way with Fred. Fred agreed and did so. When they were finished he pulled his pants back up and stood. "How old are you boy?" the man in green asked as he stood at the door. "Thirty. Why?" "You're thirty years old and you still believe in leprechauns?"
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