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Clearing a Men's Room

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
A: Say, "Nice dick."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Crash Landing

Elle McPherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell are going by air to a photo shoot. Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they went down. Elle put on more make-up saying, "They always rescued the beautiful ones first.' Cindy donned her jewelery claiming, "They would rescue the richest one first," upon which Naomi, threw off all her clothes, pressing herself against the window saying, "You're both wrong, the first thing they look for is the Black Box"!

Categories: Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Anonymous

Crotchless Underwear Scare

A husband and wife decide they need to spice up their sex life. The wife buys a pair of crotchless underwear, puts them on, and goes into the bedroom. She seductively asks her husband, "Hey Big Boy, do ya want some of this?" The husband takes one look at her underwear and replies, "Hell no! Look what that thing does to underwear!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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