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Flying Condom

Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?
A: It was pissed off!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Doctor for Balls

One guy had three balls, so he went to the doctor. He was too shy to tell the doctor his story so he told him, "Let's just say me and you together have 5 balls in total." So the doctor replied, "What! you've got four!?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Private Property

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"
The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I have it, please?"
The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."
The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand."
He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard.
The man says, "What is that for?"
The golfer replies, "I consider myself a gentleman, and I believe every prick should have two balls."
 

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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