Wealthy Man Wife-Hunting

An enormously wealthy 65 year old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."
 

Frozen Dough

Q: Why did the man put all his money in the freezer?
A: Because he wanted cold, hard cash.

Horse Likes Water -Riddles

Q: What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A: A seahorse!