Word Play Jokes

Crow Vision

My mom has crows feet in the corner of her eyes.
They really don't suit her. I told her she was too old for a facial tattoo.

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Vampire Breath

Q: How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
A: They use extractor fangs!

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Best Form of Birth Control

Q: What is the best form of Birth Control
A: Marriage

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