Word Play Jokes

Soldier Coffee

A little boy who was visiting his grandmother made her some coffee. When she went to take a sip she noticed a little toy soldier at the bottom of the cup. When she asked him about it, he told her "It's like the TV commercial grandma. The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"

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Born on a Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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Kilt

Q: Why do they call it a "kilt"?
A: Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

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