Young and No Sense

When I was young, I had no sense,
Stuck my dick in an electric fence.
It curled my hairs, it tickled my balls,
It made me crap my overalls.

Secret Identity

My secret identity? Mild-mannered porn star.

Turkey Breast

A supermarket had a Thanksgiving sale on turkey breasts and a woman wanted to buy several packages for her holiday party.  At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry.  So she complained to the butcher. "Don't worry, ya," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system, "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."