Word Play Jokes

Candy for Jesus

Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

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Nerd In Suspense

Q: How can I keep a major nerd in suspense for 24 hours?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Anonymous

Anger Management

The devil is never angry.
Hell hath no fury.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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